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Somehwere in Mexico...


A lone taqueria sits in the middle of nowhere, in a small desert town. There is only one, half-blind hispanic man running the joint, with his wife in the back cooking. There are a few dusty wodden chairs huddled up next to rustic wooden tables, scattered throughout the 'vicinity'. No one is there except for one man in a mostly red , skin-tight kevlar based suit. On top of his head lies an almost cartoonish sombrero with an offensively long 'mexican' mustache somehow plastered on his masked face to compliment it. There's also a mexican cloth poncho thrown over his front and back side. The mysterious man dramatically looks up to reveal his masked face.


"...Hola..."


Esteban, the taqueria owner: perdone a Señor, ¿te dicen algo?


"Uh, No, yo sólo estaba hablando a la audiencia"


Esteban, the taqeria owner: Ok.

This not so mysterious person known as Hollis, Aka: Deadpool, Lifts up the bottom of his mask up to his nose, revealing a portion of his scarred face. He then brings the large chimichanga from his plate to his mouth to take a giant bite. his body suddenly spasms and he falls backwards in his chair to the floor.


"OH MY GOD PABLO!... This chimichanga, this Chimichanga Pablo, oh my God, this Chimichanga, oh my God!"

Estaban, the taqueria owner: Mi nombre es Esteban...


"aaah..so good pablo..so good..hm..speaking of fat burrito-like things, where the crap is that Taz. He told me to meet em here.."


Esteban, the taqueria owner: perdone a Señor, ¿te dicen algo?


"God Dammit Pablo, i was talking to myself!""

Esteban, the taqueria owner: Que?

"PINCHE! NADA PABLO, NADA!"

Estaban, the taqueria owner: Mi nombre es Esteban...


"GAAAAAWD!!"

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I had been waiting for Hollis inside the main room of the place. Hearing Hollis order his usual I smile, standing from my seat I fix my causal suit and begin walking to Hollis I sit across from him as he is on his back. I told you the food here is good Holli...Deadpool.May i interest you in for a drink? Señor, dos bombas secretas, por favor. I say before ordering the drinks

Looking back at deadpool I await his response

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hm? who is that, tazuma? bout time! wait, where'd you come from? and you speak eye-talian too?"

Deadpool pushes his finger against the ground and forces himself and the chair back up. he shoves the rest of the chimichanga in his mouth and starts talking, crumbs and meat flying out as he does.

"my my my, someone's awfully generous today. don't mind if eh do..anyway, let's cut to the chase shall we, plot development bores me. so how's this goin down?"


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Hearing Hollis say I can speak italian I chuckle as I hear hollis tell me to get too itVery well deadpool buisness first I see. I appreciate that. So as I said in our prior conversation that I require Kieran's zanpacto returned to me. It is in the possession of one, Captain Enma of squad seven. I,want you to go to soul society since you are not like me yet and get it. Once you have possession of said zanpacto,you are to go to a dead drop location and leave it there.oh yes I forgot, if Enma was to attempt to stop you from doing so then well.......kill him....i don't care about worthless garbage that follows a captain commander that wants to end the world.

Sitting back again,i smile as our drinks come. Lifting it up I drink some. Tasting the tasty drink I smile. waiting for Hollis to respond.

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"well,well,weeeeeeell, someone's gettin' a little 'vader' i see. Didn't think you had that go-nads to place a hit order razz ma tazz, good for you."

Hollis takes a sip of his drink.

"I said God Damn!..God damn....god damn.......tasty"

Hollis takes another gulp before speaking.

"whoo, anyway, sounds simple enough. Now..about the matter of payment..."

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Leaning forward placing both of my hands on the tableIf I wanted him dead then I would kill him myself. All I said was if he was too attempt to stop you then if in your defense you killed him then our deal is still on. As for your payment,what were you expecting? I remain leaning forward but I do drink more of my drink as it is amazing.

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"hmhmhm, phrase it how you'd like tazzy, it's all just fun for me either way..and yeah, about the payment. i don't want money. Instead, i want something more worth while. a favor. Consider it a return to the old way of doing things before capitalism and all that. I do you a favor, you do one for me of equal value. in this case, im risking my life, social status and ya know-what's it called- oh yeah! moral conscience, so what i ask of you may be of the same consequence. Basically, i scratch your back you scratch mine, equivalent exchange, quid quo pro, all that good stuff?"

Hollis takes another few gulps of his drink.

"Now before you ask, this favor is not something i need done right now, hell i might not even have it thought up yet, i have no clue how my mind works. But what i can tell you is this...no matter the place, no matter the hour, no matter the situation, when the time comes you will give me this favor is that understood? Of course, if you don't like the sound of such an ominous offer i could just take my business elsewhere and we can get back to this fun little cat and mouse game we've been playing. It's up to you kiddo"

Deadpool finishes the rest of his drink and flips the bottom part of his mask back down. he extends his gloved hand to shake tazumas.


"So what doya say pal. are ya in. or are ya in?"

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Sitting up,i look at hollis as he explains his payment. I smile before speakingAs long as it bring no harm to me or my family. It will be done. Take the zanpacto to the island that you took Amaya too when you tried to take her from me. I extend my gauntleted hand to shake Hollis' Good luck deadpool. Dos especiales más por favor, señor. I say while shaking his hand as the waiter goes and comes back with the drinks but JUMBO sized.

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"you have my word, i won't make you cause any harm to you or your family. and ok I'll have it nice n wrapped for ya. maybe ill even put a cute little bow on it."

Hollis looks at his JUMBO sized drink.

"HOLY SHIBB!"

Deadpool lifts the bottom part of his mask again and starts chugging the beverage. After a minute or so, he finally finishes it.

GAAAAAAAAAH..D..dAMN....BrAiN fReEzEEEE.....ok........ok its go-NOPE!...ok now its gone, whew! I love mexico.."

The merc with a mouth gets up and adjusts his large sombrero. He starts to walk off as dust and sand begins to kick up around him.


"see ya later greengo.."


The dust kicks up even more and surrounds deadpool before he seems to disappear. However after the sand and dust settles, we see hollis still standing there.

".......uh...huh..well this is awkward..kinda meant to mysteriously dissappear all badass-like. weird......"

Deadpool then starts to kick up sand and dirt in front of him until it kind of conceals his body. After that he shunpos out of the area like he was supposed to at first.

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