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Whispers in the Sand - 10/28/16
There are many things that should be better left hidden. Things that the sands have covered from the minds and history of the world. Noelle speaks strange tales of whats hidden beneath the sands. What could she be on about?

Objectives!
-Find out what these secrets are that Noelle talks about.

Thread Master:
-Noelle!

Participants:
-Cobalt Raziel
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Is she a prostitute or an Arrancar? I can hardly tell ;p. Anyway, I'm down for a thread if you are. Mary Sue can spar or socialize, one or the other.

lol, WTF... XD

She might be best left to you for a thread actually, or Kuroi.

I'm not her favorite character so ;p.