Alrighty now, it's April 20th, and if you're like me, you're high enough without getting toked out of your mind. Though if we're being honest, I'm amazed that whoever came up with me wasn't 2 gallons of LSD in before downing a couple Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters to finish it off. But right, we're not here to talk about the insanity that led to me being born, no sir. We're in New York City, broadcasted on live television to bring you the 1st Annual Hira Special. I thought about staging this in Tokyo or something like that, but I'd come across as too normal over there, and well, we just can't have that.

For our special guests, we have me, me, me, that devilish gal over there (me), slightly less attractive me, euphoric me, evil twin me, drunk me, my kid (Bunbun), me, my kid's army of adorable bunny things, I mean seriously look at how cute they are I just wanna pick them up and fling them at people and... wait, right, listing. *cough*... me, and is... is that another me riding a gods damned train? I do believe so. LET THE RABBIT PARADE COMMENCE!

*sighs* Ah, yeah, look at my little girl go, leading her army of rabbit dolls like a little Admiral. Man, she's gonna be like her mama when she grows up. I wonder how the guests are doing?


Wait a minute... who gave the rabbits guns?