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"hm?"
Deadpool feels someone creeping up beside him and when he turns he finds a strange looking young woman with purple hair dressed in skimpy clothes taking a handful of his popcorn. He gives her a slight 'oh no you didn't' look before she begins speaking.
"Oh , oh ok i see how it is. you just watlz in and take somma my food and then start asking me questions with your mouth full. that's no way to get a man little lady. aaaaaaaanywho if you MUST know, im conducting..oh shit, get down!"
Deadpool immediately smooshes the girls head down so that she's squating on the ground next to the bushes with him. The voice of who he knows as jack tells him to come on out before he gets hurt. The merc with a mouth clears his throat and begins speaking in a deep voice so that it looks like the bush is talking from the other side. He even jiggles the bush a little bit to make it look more realistic.
"NOBODY SEES THE WIZARD! uh , i mean..WHO GOES THERE! I AM THE GREAT AND LEGENDARY BUSH OF WINDHELM! YE, THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A BUSH AS GREAT AS I IN ALL OF TIME. i HAVE SURPASSED ALL THE GREAT BUSHES YOU KNOW AND LOVE IN TERMS OF RAW POWER!! THE BUSH OF DEMI MORE, THE BUSH OF ANY WOMAN FROM BEFORE 1967, GEORGE BUSH, AND YES, EVEN THE GREAT BUSH'S BAKED BEANS ARE ALL PIONS WHEN COMPARED TO MY MIGHT. NOW, BE GONE FROM THIS PLACE! BEFORE I STRIKE DOWN UPON THEE WITH GREAT VENGANCE AND FURIOUS ANGER!!!!" *cough,cough*
Deadpool starts to speak again but before he can a face pokes through the bush, its eyes glaring directly at him. He then reaches his hand through the bush and introduces himself.
"whoops. well debra, looks like the jig is up"
he says as he pats the unknown girl next to him on the back.
"eh, the names..tracy..duck tracy, at your service.."
Duck tracy stands up and shakes the mans hand, gripping it tight ad firm. he shakes it for a bit longer than any other person normally would. He leaves the slightly opened katana next to him lying on the ground.
Deadpool feels someone creeping up beside him and when he turns he finds a strange looking young woman with purple hair dressed in skimpy clothes taking a handful of his popcorn. He gives her a slight 'oh no you didn't' look before she begins speaking.
"Oh , oh ok i see how it is. you just watlz in and take somma my food and then start asking me questions with your mouth full. that's no way to get a man little lady. aaaaaaaanywho if you MUST know, im conducting..oh shit, get down!"
Deadpool immediately smooshes the girls head down so that she's squating on the ground next to the bushes with him. The voice of who he knows as jack tells him to come on out before he gets hurt. The merc with a mouth clears his throat and begins speaking in a deep voice so that it looks like the bush is talking from the other side. He even jiggles the bush a little bit to make it look more realistic.
"NOBODY SEES THE WIZARD! uh , i mean..WHO GOES THERE! I AM THE GREAT AND LEGENDARY BUSH OF WINDHELM! YE, THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A BUSH AS GREAT AS I IN ALL OF TIME. i HAVE SURPASSED ALL THE GREAT BUSHES YOU KNOW AND LOVE IN TERMS OF RAW POWER!! THE BUSH OF DEMI MORE, THE BUSH OF ANY WOMAN FROM BEFORE 1967, GEORGE BUSH, AND YES, EVEN THE GREAT BUSH'S BAKED BEANS ARE ALL PIONS WHEN COMPARED TO MY MIGHT. NOW, BE GONE FROM THIS PLACE! BEFORE I STRIKE DOWN UPON THEE WITH GREAT VENGANCE AND FURIOUS ANGER!!!!" *cough,cough*
Deadpool starts to speak again but before he can a face pokes through the bush, its eyes glaring directly at him. He then reaches his hand through the bush and introduces himself.
"whoops. well debra, looks like the jig is up"
he says as he pats the unknown girl next to him on the back.
"eh, the names..tracy..duck tracy, at your service.."
Duck tracy stands up and shakes the mans hand, gripping it tight ad firm. he shakes it for a bit longer than any other person normally would. He leaves the slightly opened katana next to him lying on the ground.